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Would you please tell Miss Francis
we're ready when she is.

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It's not real. It's just pretend.

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It's all right, Lizzie.
She's only made of straw.

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Come on, Lizzie. No-one will want
the pictures if you're not in them.

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It's erm... It's one fairy story
too many, I think.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls,

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welcome to Midsomer Parva's
first Straw Woman Festival -

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HORN, TYRES SCREECH

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PERSISTENT HORN

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CRIES OF ALARM

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Oh, for God's sake!

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That's it!

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I think our best response
to this sort of intrusion

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is to press ahead in as dignified
a manner as possible.

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Dr Cole? Vicar?

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Stand back, children.

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CAMERA WHIRS

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Come on, man. It's a tradition.

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CHILDREN:
from our hearts is she

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♪ Firelight and sing refrain

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♪ Vanquish darkness
with her name... ♪

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SCREAMING

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(SCREAMS)

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(HOWLS FOR HELP)

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Nice night for a barbecue.

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MUSIC POUNDS

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LINE-DANCING MUSIC

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🔥 Yee-ha! ♫

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Why the police?

31
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One of the Bible-bashers got burnt
alive on top of that bonfire.

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Maybe there IS a God, after all.

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Yeah, and you know what?

34
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She's called Doris Day
and she's counting your drinks.

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Hi, Agnes.

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At least you tried.

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Special dispensation.
Hm.

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Something tells me I'm about to be
prime suspect in a murder case.

39
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Seems I've put somebody
on a bonfire.

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I've put tomorrow's schedule
on your desk.

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Is there anything else?

42
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Well, if I think of anything else,
I'll let you know.

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Lovely costume, by the way.

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Mrs Hopkins.
I wondered who they'd send.

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I'd like to talk to
Miss Francis, please.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Dr Cole.

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Miss Francis
is suffering from shock.

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We can talk to Miss Francis
tomorrow.

52
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Yeah. Yeah. OK.
We'll get a WPC to take care of you.

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It's Alex! He's not in church.

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It's Alex. I know it is.

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Alex? Who's Alex?
Alex Deakin. Our curate.

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Reverend, do you have
any reason to believe

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that someone would want
to murder him?

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It'll be that rabble up at the
manor, Barnaby. You mark my words.

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Sir!

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I'll talk to you later.

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Jim.

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Anything I can do?
You've got a nerve, Miss Malpas.

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Dental records only, I'm afraid.

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He'd have to be unconscious
when he was put in here, wouldn't he?

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What do you reckon?
It's hard to say.

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This is going to take some time,
I'm afraid, Tom.

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I'll get on to Missing Persons.

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I don't think
that's going to be necessary.

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..sinners, snares, fire and
brimstone, storm and tempest -

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It's your duty
to reassure the children

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there isn't a witch on the loose.

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..his fan is in his hand
and he will purge -

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Damn it, man!
It's only a school assembly.

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DOOR OPENS
Dr Cole?

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Dr Cole.

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Mrs Hopkins.

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I'd like to ask the Reverend Hale
some questions.

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We need him at the school.
Would you mind waiting outside?

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Thank you.

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..the day of the Lord cometh,
as a thief in the night,

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and then shall sudden destruction
fall upon obstinate sinners

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and they shall not escape -

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Reverend Hale?

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Reverend Hale,
I'm sorry to interrupt.

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Could you tell me, did Alex Deakin

86
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have any enemies here,
up at Parva Manor, for example?

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He tried to turn me.

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He really tried.

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And now...

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God forgive me
for meddling with such evil.

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Meddling with evil?

92
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Why couldn't we have Guy Fawkes
like everyone else?

93
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Because it's an old
village tradition.

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What would YOU know about tradition?
You've only been here five minutes.

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All I wanted to do was -
Stick your smart-arse fingers in.

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..teach the children
how ignorance leads to fear,

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how it can affect a community.

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So we're ignorant now, are we?
Not now. In the 17th century.

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If people hadn't been prejudiced -
ALL GRUMBLE IN DISAGREEMENT

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If people hadn't been so prejudiced,

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all those innocent women wouldn't
have been burned as witches.

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Who says they was innocent, eh?

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Yeah. No smoke without fire.

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VILLAGERS: Yeah. Yeah.

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I think it was a good idea.

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It brought us together
against the Manor.

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Deakin brought us together against
the Manor. Look what it did for him.

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This really isn't going to help
the children.

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You're damn right. I'm taking my lad
home with me right now.

110
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Mr Fox... Mr Fox, please!

111
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I won't be charging for the photos.

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Thank you, Matthew.

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Anyone would think
it was a witch that...did it.

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Alan Clifford's been determined
to destroy village life

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since he bought the Manor.

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Why would he want to do that?
A nightclub owner and pornographer?

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All that nonsense
with the limousine last night

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was him trying to rain
on our parade.

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He'd been at loggerheads
with Alex Deakin for some time.

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About what, precisely?

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See that building to the left
of the Manor? That's the chapel.

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The village clergy
used to serve there.

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Until Clifford had it deconsecrated.
The Reverend Deakin objected?

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Alex was determined to see it
restored to its proper use.

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Is there something IMPROPER
about Clifford's use of this chapel?

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Inspector,

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I suggest a visit to Parva Manor
might shorten your investigation.

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You know Hopkins, then?

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Yes, indeed I do.
Professionally. She's a magistrate.

130
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Sounds like it's Clifford
she wants on the bonfire.

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She was always a bit of a hanger
and a flogger.

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She should work for Clifford.

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People pay good money
for that kind of thing.

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To see Mr Clifford.

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When's the earliest we can get this
to the planning committee?

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The next meeting's on Friday.

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Heathen! Defiler!

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Devil!
Oh, dear. Here we go.

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Heavenly Father, cleanse
and sanctify this, your house,

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and shield it from the...

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Hey, hold on.
DCI Barnaby. DS Scott. Causton CID.

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Hold on.

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See? The house of God
turned into a brothel!

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We call it "a chapel of love".

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00:11:27,835 --> 00:11:29,675
You won't get away with this.

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Whatever abomination it is
you're planning, I'll stop it.

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On poor Alex's soul, I'll stop it.

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Check the diary, Agnes.

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See if I've had
any vicars roasted (!)

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Well, well.

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What an adventurous conversion
of a former place of worship.

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It still is a place of worship.
Best sermons in the parish.

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I understand the Reverend Deakin
also opposed your plans.

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Well, he complained to the DOE.

155
00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,555
Oh, yes, and then he tried to prove

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that the Manor didn't legally own
this chapel.

157
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,355
So, what are you planning, exactly?

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Ask the God Squad.

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They've got the very best ideas.

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Mr Clifford, can you tell us, please,
where you were

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between 12pm and 6pm
yesterday afternoon?

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Erm...

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Lunch with the architects.

164
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Then there was a meeting
between 3pm and 5pm, then...

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you got ready for your party.

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A meeting?

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It was a business meeting

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between Mr Clifford and I.

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I really don't know how you get
these sheets so crumpled.

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Mr Clifford, when did you last see
Alex Deakin?

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He came round yesterday, claiming
there was no record of the land
being transferred from the church.

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Was he right about that?

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The Manor got the land
when the monasteries were dissolved,

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before present church records began.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Are you OK, Dad?
He's fine.

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00:13:07,915 --> 00:13:09,355
I didn't ask you.

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Can I introduce my daughter, Jo?

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I'm DCI Barnaby. This is DS Scott.

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So, don't tell me. Everyone reckons
Dad had the curate burned,

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cos he moaned about the chapel?

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Why would anyone suggest that?

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They believe what they read in the
paper, so Dad's the devil incarnate.

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Jo, have a peach, dear.

185
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It's since her mother left.

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She thinks I need looking after.

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There was an outbreak of swine fever
in the 17th century.

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The villagers tried to cure it
with prayers.

189
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That didn't work. Some women used
herbal remedies. The pigs recovered.

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Nice one.

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The women were tried for witchcraft
and burned at the stake.

192
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I linked it
into my citizenship lessons.

193
00:14:02,915 --> 00:14:05,035
We've been exploring prejudice

194
00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:07,795
and how it's rooted
in fear and ignorance.

195
00:14:07,795 --> 00:14:11,475
How did the village react when you
suggested making a straw woman?

196
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Most of them thought it was a bit of
a laugh, extra business for the pub.

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Some didn't like it, didn't say why,
just weren't comfortable with it.

198
00:14:20,115 --> 00:14:22,555
How about the local church?

199
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Alex Deakin was against it
from the start.

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He thought it was pagan.

201
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,995
How long was the effigy on the
bonfire before the ceremony began?

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Half an hour? We weren't sure about
the weather,

203
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so we kept it in the shed
till the last minute.

204
00:14:38,915 --> 00:14:42,355
How would you get something like
this on top of a bonfire?

205
00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:46,395
Lucy Middleton's dad is a farmer. He
lifted it on with his front loader.

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Any sign of it being tampered with?
Not that I can think of.

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BELL
Sorry.

208
00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:54,035
I've got to see the kids out.
It's going-home time.

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00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:10,595
Don't forget your gym kit tomorrow.
He won't be here tomorrow.

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Afraid, Denise, the local coven
will drink his blood?

211
00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:15,475
Kate.

212
00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:20,275
They're frightened of shadows, Liz.
Don't let them get to you.

213
00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:24,395
Oh, erm, I was just talking
to the police.

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I'll er... I'll see you later, yeah?

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You know where I am.
Yeah.

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Thanks, by the way.
The kids loved it.

217
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You seem to have at least one ally.

218
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:39,675
Mm. Kate Malpas. Yeah.

219
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She runs her own medical centre.

220
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Complimentary medicine.
That kind of stuff.

221
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,835
Miss Francis, may I ask you, when did
you last see Alex Deakin alive?

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Yesterday morning.

223
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He was still trying to persuade
the vicar to boycott the ceremony,

224
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so I took them both to the church
to show them the parish records.

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It was the tradition for the vicar
to light the fire.

226
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When we got there, to the crypt,

227
00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:08,075
Alan Clifford's PA was there.

228
00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:09,795
Agnes Waterhouse?
Mm.

229
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,395
How did Agnes gain access
to the crypt?

230
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That's what Deakin wanted to know.

231
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:20,555
Clifford should be a church warden.
He refuses to serve. He has a key.

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00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:22,835
And all the church wardens,
they have keys?

233
00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,555
I think so.

234
00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:28,675
Clifford sent Agnes to see
if there was a record of the church
selling the chapel.

235
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Which didn't impress Deakin?
No. He was livid.

236
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What was it he said?

237
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He said, "If you want to burn anyone
at the stake, burn Clifford."

238
00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:40,835
Then he went off to have it out
with Clifford at the Manor.

239
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And I never saw him again.

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Thank you very much, Miss Francis.

241
00:16:48,915 --> 00:16:51,075
If you think of
anything else, just -

242
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Give you a call?

243
00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:54,075
Yeah.

244
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Don't tell me. You wish you'd had
a teacher like that.

245
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,155
I might have done better, if I had.

246
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Come on.

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00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,075
DOG BARKS

248
00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:41,435
TWIG SNAPS

249
00:17:47,995 --> 00:17:49,435
CREAKS

250
00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:53,435
BIRD SCREECHES

251
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,155
WIND WHISTLES

252
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,795
EVIL GHOSTLY WHISPERING

253
00:19:19,195 --> 00:19:22,115
Is it true it was
spon...taneous combustion?

254
00:19:29,475 --> 00:19:31,435
What's that all about?

255
00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:36,075
Something to do with an outbreak
of swine fever in the 17th century?

256
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,075
Someone's trying to tell us
something?

257
00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:39,435
Possibly.

258
00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:42,675
Ring round the local meat suppliers.

259
00:19:42,675 --> 00:19:45,115
Find a pig that's lost its head.
Yes, sir.

260
00:19:51,995 --> 00:19:53,435
George.

261
00:19:55,475 --> 00:19:57,435
Can you be sure he's the vicar?

262
00:20:01,755 --> 00:20:03,835
So, what happened?

263
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,515
He was rendered unconscious somehow
and then set alight?

264
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,075
Probably.

265
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,235
I'll have to get back to you
on what caused the fire.

266
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:18,995
Why would anyone take against
the vicar and his curate?

267
00:20:18,995 --> 00:20:21,835
Perhaps there's a Satanist
on the loose.

268
00:20:21,835 --> 00:20:24,035
Don't use words like "Satanist".

269
00:20:24,035 --> 00:20:26,435
People are getting
the wrong idea already.

270
00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:36,755
Get in and start praying. I would.

271
00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:43,635
Sorry.
Are you not into the God thing?

272
00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,915
Pretty weird, isn't it?
Two vicars burning like that.

273
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,355
There was a...pig's head.

274
00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:52,835
Yeah.

275
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,555
Dark forces on the prowl.
The devil rides.

276
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,915
Don't joke about it. Please.

277
00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:05,915
So, do you just do gravestones?

278
00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:09,875
I do a lot of trees and rivers.

279
00:21:11,275 --> 00:21:13,755
I'm interested in light,
how it moves.

280
00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,315
Yeah?

281
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,035
I've never met
a proper photographer before.

282
00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:19,435
Sure.

283
00:21:19,435 --> 00:21:20,995
It's true.

284
00:21:20,995 --> 00:21:23,835
There's paparazzi
camped outside Dad's clubs,

285
00:21:23,835 --> 00:21:25,995
but I never met one that did trees.

286
00:21:27,475 --> 00:21:29,795
I'm going to Fine Shade Woods later.

287
00:21:29,795 --> 00:21:31,595
BELL CHIMES
Yeah?

288
00:21:31,595 --> 00:21:33,155
Can I watch?

289
00:21:44,459 --> 00:21:46,739
It seems that Deakin had a point.

290
00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:48,939
Sir?

291
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:52,619
Well, there's no record of any chapel
being sold to the Manor.

292
00:21:52,619 --> 00:21:55,939
Clifford said the transaction
took place before records began.

293
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,979
Well, he would, wouldn't he?

294
00:21:57,979 --> 00:22:00,019
Any joy with the pigs?

295
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:04,179
I spoke to the butcher in Causton.
Seems Clifford likes his hog roasts.

296
00:22:04,179 --> 00:22:07,219
He took a delivery
of three whole pigs on Thursday.

297
00:22:07,219 --> 00:22:11,739
Two priests dead. Both of them burned
alive and both opposed to Clifford.

298
00:22:11,739 --> 00:22:13,779
Hale as good as accused him
in front of us.

299
00:22:15,139 --> 00:22:19,339
So Clifford had him killed, too,
and made it look like witchcraft?

300
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,259
THUD

301
00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:24,259
Search the vicarage, while I have
a word with Mr Clifford.

302
00:22:37,779 --> 00:22:39,819
Am I paying you too much?

303
00:22:39,819 --> 00:22:41,859
Out of my shoe allowance.

304
00:22:41,859 --> 00:22:43,899
Are you going to try it?

305
00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,579
Yes. Certainly.

306
00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:52,179
Oh, this is perfect.

307
00:22:55,379 --> 00:22:57,379
SOFT MUSIC
Oh.

308
00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,339
You SHALL go to the ball.

309
00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:04,099
Think of it as a going-away present.

310
00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:06,219
Mm, thank you.

311
00:23:08,939 --> 00:23:10,699
Mr Clifford?

312
00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:13,419
I'm sorry to, er, trouble you again.

313
00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:15,659
It's all right, Miss Waterhouse.

314
00:23:15,659 --> 00:23:18,139
Please stay. I'd like to talk
to you both, if I may.

315
00:23:22,179 --> 00:23:23,739
Thank you.

316
00:23:23,739 --> 00:23:28,299
Mr Clifford, I understand you take
a regular delivery of whole pigs.

317
00:23:28,299 --> 00:23:30,179
Is that right?

318
00:23:30,179 --> 00:23:33,019
Yes. I heard about
the business in the church.

319
00:23:34,899 --> 00:23:38,059
But if it was anyone at my end,
I'd know about it, OK?

320
00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:40,579
OK.

321
00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,179
Miss Waterhouse,

322
00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:46,859
you mentioned that you were at
a meeting with Mr Clifford yesterday.

323
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,579
Can anyone else confirm that?

324
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,899
There was no-one actually
in the room with us, no.

325
00:23:59,179 --> 00:24:03,219
So, exactly what kind of a nurse,
are you, Miss Waterhouse?

326
00:24:03,219 --> 00:24:06,059
I...don't know
what you're talking about.

327
00:24:07,139 --> 00:24:08,539
Oh, really?

328
00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:12,459
Don't worry. It's bound
to come out some time.

329
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:16,299
Agnes is a terminal-care nurse.

330
00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:18,859
She's MY terminal-care nurse.

331
00:24:18,859 --> 00:24:21,019
Damn good she is, too.

332
00:24:21,019 --> 00:24:22,459
It's erm...

333
00:24:22,459 --> 00:24:24,059
It's the Big C.

334
00:24:25,179 --> 00:24:28,979
I've been trying to keep it out of
the tabloids, but sex and death...

335
00:24:28,979 --> 00:24:31,739
You see, for me,
they're a perfect headline.

336
00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,459
I'm sorry.

337
00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:35,979
No need.

338
00:24:35,979 --> 00:24:38,819
Not as long as I've got
Agnes looking after me.

339
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:44,899
The "meeting" was for me, Miss
Waterhouse and my pain control.

340
00:24:46,459 --> 00:24:49,179
Do you keep diamorphine
stored here, then?

341
00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:51,139
Mm, it's all in the records.

342
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:57,779
Does anyone in the village
know about your condition?

343
00:24:57,779 --> 00:25:02,419
Just Kate Malpas. She and Agnes
manage my pain for me between them.

344
00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:04,459
I didn't fancy chemo.

345
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,539
I thought about it,

346
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:10,179
then I thought I'd rather go out
with my hair on and trousers down.

347
00:26:05,349 --> 00:26:07,389
Sometimes, in the summer,

348
00:26:07,389 --> 00:26:09,149
I sleep out here.

349
00:26:11,309 --> 00:26:14,229
You get this really intense light
first thing.

350
00:26:14,229 --> 00:26:16,669
It's amazing, through the new leaves.

351
00:26:16,669 --> 00:26:18,709
Is there much money in it?

352
00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:20,749
Not in trees, there's not.

353
00:26:20,749 --> 00:26:22,989
I get a bit from weddings and things.

354
00:26:23,989 --> 00:26:26,029
Not enough to go professional.

355
00:26:26,029 --> 00:26:28,069
What's that one over there?

356
00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:29,509
A birch.

357
00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:33,949
They don't live long,
but they've got the best bark.

358
00:26:34,989 --> 00:26:38,069
All that silver, peeling off
a living thing.

359
00:26:39,109 --> 00:26:41,509
Does your dad like you
being a photographer?

360
00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,629
Not much.

361
00:26:44,629 --> 00:26:47,669
If I made it as a professional,
he might not mind.

362
00:26:50,949 --> 00:26:53,589
Time you got yourself
a proper portfolio, then.

363
00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:24,590
The... The children made one each,
as a memento.

364
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:27,510
OK. How did this one wind up
on Hale's mantelpiece?

365
00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:30,390
Someone must have stolen them.

366
00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:33,830
No. I saw they were missing
before the ceremony.

367
00:27:33,830 --> 00:27:35,910
We did ask you if you'd noticed -

368
00:27:35,910 --> 00:27:38,230
Anything unusual. I know.

369
00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:40,310
Where were they kept?

370
00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:43,510
In the hall. Kept open, so people
could see the kids' pictures.

371
00:27:43,510 --> 00:27:46,390
Look, I'm...I'm sorry, OK?

372
00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:53,390
Hale and Deakin, were they...?

373
00:27:53,390 --> 00:27:54,910
Were they gay?

374
00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:57,510
Erm, just a bit.

375
00:27:58,550 --> 00:28:01,030
How did people feel about that?

376
00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:03,150
I doubt the traditionalists
were happy.

377
00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:05,390
And what about Hopkins and Cole?

378
00:28:05,390 --> 00:28:09,270
Oh, yeah, they all used to go
on the Gay Pride rally together (!)

379
00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:14,350
Sorry.

380
00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:17,470
Try these.
They're good for sore throats.

381
00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:20,510
Thank you.

382
00:28:21,590 --> 00:28:23,230
OPENS CONTAINER

383
00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:25,190
WIND HOWLS

384
00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:33,990
WIND ECHOES

385
00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:40,630
WIND WHISTLES

386
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,430
HOWLING

387
00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:47,030
BIRDSONG

388
00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:50,830
CHICKENS CLUCK

389
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:55,390
Jo?

390
00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:15,430
Why didn't Miss Francis
mention this before?

391
00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:16,870
She forgot.

392
00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:19,470
She forgot?

393
00:29:19,470 --> 00:29:21,950
A vital piece of evidence
and she forgot?

394
00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:24,270
You know what this makes
Miss Francis.

395
00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:26,630
Well, it doesn't make her a witch.

396
00:29:26,630 --> 00:29:29,750
I also found this
on Hale's mantelpiece.

397
00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:35,430
Miss Francis reckons that Hopkins
and Cole weren't too impressed.

398
00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:12,230
Judy, delay my first house call,
would you? Something's come up.

399
00:30:18,590 --> 00:30:20,870
JUDY: Mrs Hopkins to see you, Doctor.

400
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:32,230
Sorry. Have I called at a bad time?

401
00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,670
Just checking the BCG results
from the school.

402
00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:37,790
I thought I'd drop them off
before afternoon surgery.

403
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,510
She's rather an attractive girl,
in her way, don't you think?

404
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,030
Attractive?

405
00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:46,470
Miss Francis.

406
00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:52,430
I wonder if we shouldn't have gone
for someone less...obvious.

407
00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:57,430
Wouldn't do for any of the older
boys to go starry-eyed about her.

408
00:30:57,430 --> 00:31:01,750
Well, this older boy prefers someone
a little more mature.

409
00:31:03,470 --> 00:31:05,110
In fact,

410
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,190
once we've found our new vicar...

411
00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:11,950
perhaps you and I could consider
shortening our engagement.

412
00:31:11,950 --> 00:31:13,430
John.

413
00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:16,230
Of course, we do have Matthew
to consider, but...

414
00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,550
I wish he weren't so hostile to me.

415
00:31:19,550 --> 00:31:23,710
He's still tied to his mother's
apron strings. God rest her soul.

416
00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:32,350
JUDY: DCI Barnaby
to see you, Doctor.

417
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,350
Er, OK. Send him through, would you?

418
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:39,430
John...?
KNOCK AT DOOR

419
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,150
Morning. Just finishing surgery.

420
00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:46,190
We can wait.
No, it's all right.

421
00:31:48,270 --> 00:31:49,830
Morning.

422
00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:54,030
Dr Cole, was the Reverend Deakin
registered with you?

423
00:31:54,030 --> 00:31:55,390
No.

424
00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:59,430
Was the Reverend Hale
registered with you?

425
00:31:59,430 --> 00:32:01,390
No.

426
00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:03,470
I wonder why that was.

427
00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:06,550
I mean, you're the village GP
and a church warden.

428
00:32:07,630 --> 00:32:09,750
I believe they wanted to be
discreet,

429
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,990
given the nature
of their relationship.

430
00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:15,150
Did you object to that relationship?

431
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,350
I tried to ignore it.

432
00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:22,110
Now, if you don't mind, I've got
rather a lot of house calls.

433
00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:25,510
Where were you on Wednesday
between 4pm and 6pm, sir?

434
00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:27,870
I was with Mrs Hopkins.

435
00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:31,590
Can she confirm that, given
the nature of YOUR relationship?

436
00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:42,990
There's nothing serious
between Margaret and me.

437
00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:45,310
So you've no reason
to lie for each other?

438
00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:49,350
If anyone's lying about Wednesday,
it's Clifford. Go and persecute him.

439
00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:53,230
Mr Clifford was receiving
medical treatment at the time.

440
00:32:54,270 --> 00:32:55,790
Medical treatment?

441
00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,950
Yes. Does that surprise you?

442
00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:04,190
What did Reverend Hale say when I
asked him if Deakin had any enemies?

443
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:06,670
He seemed scared, scared of Cole.

444
00:33:06,670 --> 00:33:11,190
Who, as a GP, has access to enough
narcotics to have drugged Deakin.

445
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:14,550
So does Clifford.
Yeah, but all his are accounted for.

446
00:33:14,550 --> 00:33:17,110
What are those?
Herbal throat lozenges.

447
00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:20,670
Kate Malpas makes them. She'll put
Dr Cole out of business.

448
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:23,070
Where did you get 'em?
Er, Liz Francis.

449
00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:24,550
Oh?

450
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,470
Sir, I have a sore throat.
Oh.

451
00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:35,620
KNOCK AT DOOR
Matthew?

452
00:33:39,823 --> 00:33:41,343
Hey!
L-l-look.

453
00:33:42,383 --> 00:33:43,903
Oh, my God.

454
00:33:43,903 --> 00:33:45,943
And there's a...pig's head,

455
00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:48,023
a pig's head on an altar.

456
00:33:48,023 --> 00:33:50,143
A what?
It's the same as the church.

457
00:33:50,143 --> 00:33:51,903
A pig on an altar.

458
00:33:51,903 --> 00:33:54,023
Matthew, you've been dreaming.

459
00:33:54,023 --> 00:33:56,063
No, I haven't.
You fell asleep.

460
00:33:56,063 --> 00:33:59,143
I tried to wake you, but you looked
so peaceful and lovely.

461
00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:03,623
It's...a witch. It must be.

462
00:34:03,623 --> 00:34:06,303
Oh, sure (!) It's not some kids
having a laugh,

463
00:34:06,303 --> 00:34:08,263
it's the hex of the Black Hag.

464
00:34:09,583 --> 00:34:11,423
Now, come with me.

465
00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:13,703
Let's see if we can get you clean.

466
00:34:21,564 --> 00:34:25,524
Barnaby, I trust you're here to tell
me I'm free to use the church?

467
00:34:25,524 --> 00:34:29,244
Er, no. No. I'm afraid not,
but Forensics shouldn't be long.

468
00:34:29,244 --> 00:34:32,164
So, this used to be the old vicarage?

469
00:34:32,164 --> 00:34:34,444
Yes, my ex-husband bought it.

470
00:34:34,444 --> 00:34:37,444
It came to me
as part of our divorce settlement.

471
00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:39,524
The Church was my solace, then.

472
00:34:39,524 --> 00:34:43,724
When I die, I'd like it to have its
vicarage back, unless I marry again.

473
00:34:43,724 --> 00:34:45,324
Mrs Hopkins,

474
00:34:45,324 --> 00:34:49,644
I wonder how you feel about the
Church's teachings on homosexuality.

475
00:34:52,044 --> 00:34:56,604
Well, the Church doesn't like
openly homosexual relationships.

476
00:34:56,604 --> 00:34:58,724
And how about you, Mrs Hopkins?

477
00:34:58,724 --> 00:35:03,084
How did you feel
about the relationship
between the two reverends?

478
00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:06,044
I had no quarrel with
their liturgical preferences.

479
00:35:06,044 --> 00:35:08,244
Both High Church, funnily enough.

480
00:35:08,244 --> 00:35:10,484
What about... (COUGHS)

481
00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:12,644
What about Dr Cole?

482
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:16,084
I'd strongly advise you
against using that woman's poisons.

483
00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:21,484
So, neither you nor Dr Cole
disliked having

484
00:35:21,484 --> 00:35:23,764
a gay clerical team in the parish?

485
00:35:25,004 --> 00:35:28,044
Dr Cole is a fine doctor
and a committed Christian.

486
00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:31,284
If he harbours homophobic prejudice,
which I doubt,

487
00:35:31,284 --> 00:35:35,004
then he will be judged in a higher
court than we have ever set foot in.

488
00:35:36,444 --> 00:35:40,284
Infatuated AND lying.
And they both loathe Clifford.

489
00:35:40,284 --> 00:35:43,444
So, what are you saying,
three birds with one stone?

490
00:35:43,444 --> 00:35:45,764
Get rid of their troublesome priests

491
00:35:45,764 --> 00:35:48,564
and point the finger
at the vulgar intruder.

492
00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:51,964
It's what they do in the Bible,
isn't it? Burn the sinners.

493
00:36:18,604 --> 00:36:20,564
You naughty little girl.

494
00:36:24,324 --> 00:36:26,684
Looking forward to our trip?

495
00:36:27,804 --> 00:36:31,564
The glories of Christendom,
Rome, Jerusalem?

496
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:35,364
Or maybe we should just go for
a B and B in Skegness.

497
00:36:36,404 --> 00:36:37,844
SQUEAK

498
00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:42,284
What are...you doing here?

499
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:45,084
I'm a doctor, Matthew, remember?

500
00:36:45,084 --> 00:36:49,404
I'm here to see Miss Clifford's
father. I might ask you the same.

501
00:36:49,404 --> 00:36:52,404
Security thought he was trying
to photograph the Manor.

502
00:36:52,404 --> 00:36:54,244
I had to pull them off.

503
00:36:54,244 --> 00:36:56,044
Yeah.

504
00:36:57,484 --> 00:36:59,564
Yeah. Thanks.

505
00:37:03,324 --> 00:37:04,844
(SIGHS)

506
00:37:04,844 --> 00:37:07,404
If only he had his father's grip.

507
00:37:08,444 --> 00:37:09,884
Indeed.

508
00:37:10,964 --> 00:37:13,804
When were you thinking
for our little jaunt?

509
00:37:13,804 --> 00:37:15,764
I can be free any time.

510
00:37:16,804 --> 00:37:18,764
Not while Dad's like he is.

511
00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:22,644
Anyway, who told you he was ill?
The police.

512
00:37:22,644 --> 00:37:26,324
They still haven't worked out
who killed Deakin and Hale.

513
00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:27,884
Useless shower!

514
00:37:31,604 --> 00:37:33,684
You do see why we have to wait?

515
00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:37,004
I couldn't be with anyone
while Dad's still suffering.

516
00:37:43,884 --> 00:37:45,404
Can I help?

517
00:37:45,404 --> 00:37:47,284
I'm sure you can.

518
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,804
I'd like a word with Mr Clifford's
medical advisers, if I may?

519
00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:57,684
You're talking to them.
I'm sorry?

520
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,484
Dr Cole.

521
00:38:00,484 --> 00:38:03,284
Come to cleanse us of our sins?

522
00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:04,884
You!

523
00:38:07,324 --> 00:38:09,724
Talk about mutton dressed as lamb.

524
00:38:12,484 --> 00:38:14,884
How many people
have you seen die, Jo?

525
00:38:14,884 --> 00:38:16,924
Not very pleasant, is it?

526
00:38:16,924 --> 00:38:18,804
Get out of my way.

527
00:38:18,804 --> 00:38:22,844
Whatever it takes to get your father
through this, I'll do it.

528
00:38:22,844 --> 00:38:25,364
It's my job.
It's what he pays me for.

529
00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:29,444
And if you need help, too,
you only have to ask.

530
00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:34,324
Mr Clifford, I really can't
recommend this kind of treatment

531
00:38:34,324 --> 00:38:36,644
for such a serious condition.

532
00:38:36,644 --> 00:38:38,644
Thank you very much, Kate.

533
00:38:38,644 --> 00:38:41,524
For pity's sake! You can't rely on
her hocus-pocus drivel.

534
00:38:42,644 --> 00:38:45,804
Oh, it's a badly overheated liver
you've got there, Dr Cole.

535
00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:50,604
Cut out coffee for a bit. Try an
infusion of dandelion root, instead.

536
00:38:50,604 --> 00:38:53,164
You're a fraud, Malpas.

537
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,404
A fraud and a mountebank.
She speaks very highly of you, too.

538
00:38:57,444 --> 00:38:59,324
Do you have any idea

539
00:38:59,324 --> 00:39:02,844
of the damage she's done
to the health of this village?

540
00:39:02,844 --> 00:39:05,404
Village? Damage?

541
00:39:05,404 --> 00:39:08,644
It's time for your morphine, Alan.
You need to calm down.

542
00:39:08,644 --> 00:39:12,364
Alan, why don't you invite Dr Cole
to your party tomorrow tonight?

543
00:39:12,364 --> 00:39:15,524
Fags And Hags. Right up your street.
Oh, yes.

544
00:39:16,764 --> 00:39:19,324
Go to hell.
Thank you for coming.

545
00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:20,884
Doctor.

546
00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:26,764
He's right.
You DO need a proper doctor.

547
00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:30,164
So, you don't think
Agnes and Kate are PROPER?

548
00:39:30,164 --> 00:39:32,044
I mean, hospitals, Dad.

549
00:39:32,044 --> 00:39:35,004
Drugs. You've got the money
to buy the best in the world.

550
00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:39,444
All you've got is two old tarts
banging on about the perfect death.

551
00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:43,284
They are professionals.
You just don't get it, do you?

552
00:39:43,284 --> 00:39:45,244
I don't want you to die, Dad.

553
00:39:47,204 --> 00:39:49,244
Come on.
Your father needs some rest.

554
00:39:53,364 --> 00:39:55,484
I can take over from here, Kate.

555
00:39:56,764 --> 00:39:58,484
I'll see you tomorrow.

556
00:40:00,644 --> 00:40:02,404
Good night, Alan.

557
00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:03,804
Good night.

558
00:40:04,844 --> 00:40:07,964
I suppose I should be grateful.
Girls still fighting over me.

559
00:40:15,764 --> 00:40:19,764
(SCOTT READS) The original source
of the ignition burns the skin

560
00:40:19,764 --> 00:40:22,044
and melts the subcutaneous fat.

561
00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:25,244
This then soaks into the clothing,
acting as a wick.

562
00:40:26,244 --> 00:40:27,604
Nice (!)

563
00:40:30,004 --> 00:40:31,604
CREAKING

564
00:40:34,244 --> 00:40:36,244
WIND WHISTLES

565
00:40:44,564 --> 00:40:46,244
Miss Malpas!

566
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,244
Can I have a word, please?

567
00:40:57,272 --> 00:40:59,592
I was a GP in London for 12 years.

568
00:40:59,592 --> 00:41:01,792
All this started as a sideline.

569
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:04,192
So, you left a career
in proper medicine, then?

570
00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:05,592
Not really.

571
00:41:05,592 --> 00:41:08,792
Most modern treatments have
their roots in this sort of thing.

572
00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:11,232
How did you get to work for Clifford?

573
00:41:11,232 --> 00:41:16,552
He was interested in alternative
therapies. Agnes contacted me.

574
00:41:16,552 --> 00:41:19,592
You must have impressed him.
Yeah. He impressed me.

575
00:41:19,592 --> 00:41:21,872
A refreshing attitude to death.

576
00:41:21,872 --> 00:41:25,512
Made such a change from
the sadomasochistic death cult

577
00:41:25,512 --> 00:41:27,312
on offer in Church.
(The what?)

578
00:41:27,312 --> 00:41:32,512
Were either the Reverend Hale
or Alex Deakin patients of yours?

579
00:41:32,512 --> 00:41:35,992
Yeah. I gave Jim Hale
anti-stress tablets.

580
00:41:36,152 --> 00:41:39,632
His er...situation
played havoc with his nerves.

581
00:41:39,632 --> 00:41:41,272
What was his "situation"?

582
00:41:41,272 --> 00:41:44,072
His being gay
was a disappointment for Margaret.

583
00:41:44,072 --> 00:41:47,232
She'd lobbied the bishop
for an unmarried vicar.

584
00:41:47,232 --> 00:41:51,992
So then she switched her affections
to your...rival, Dr Cole.

585
00:41:53,072 --> 00:41:56,872
Only Cole sees himself as my rival.
He has a closed mind

586
00:41:56,872 --> 00:41:59,312
and an irascible temperament.

587
00:41:59,312 --> 00:42:02,032
In mediaeval terms,
he has an excess of choler.

588
00:42:02,032 --> 00:42:03,912
"An excess of choler"?

589
00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:07,392
Setting up a rival practice,
that couldn't have helped.

590
00:42:08,512 --> 00:42:11,752
There will always be people
who prefer aspirin to willow bark.

591
00:42:11,752 --> 00:42:13,512
A bit like religion.

592
00:42:13,512 --> 00:42:16,152
Some people like slurping
Communion wine.

593
00:42:16,152 --> 00:42:18,712
Others like dancing naked
round a bonfire.

594
00:42:18,712 --> 00:42:21,512
I take it you're not a churchgoer.
No.

595
00:42:21,512 --> 00:42:25,072
People make piles of stones
and think they've found God.

596
00:42:25,072 --> 00:42:27,952
If it gives them comfort,
that's their affair.

597
00:42:27,952 --> 00:42:31,552
I prefer Agnes. If anyone can make
death bearable, she can.

598
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,232
What's protein shock venom?

599
00:42:33,232 --> 00:42:36,312
A mutation retardant.
I get the venom from the frog.

600
00:42:37,312 --> 00:42:39,312
CROAKS

601
00:42:46,032 --> 00:42:48,072
People pay for stuff like that.

602
00:42:48,072 --> 00:42:52,032
The things you buy from a proper
chemist are just a purified version.

603
00:42:52,032 --> 00:42:54,192
Sure (!) "Doctor, it's my throat."

604
00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:56,312
"Suck a frog three times a day."

605
00:42:56,312 --> 00:42:58,232
BANGING
DR COLE: Malpas!

606
00:43:00,272 --> 00:43:03,112
You're a damned disgrace
to the profession.

607
00:43:03,112 --> 00:43:05,032
Do you hear me?!

608
00:43:05,032 --> 00:43:08,032
FURTHER BANGING
"An excess of choler."

609
00:43:08,032 --> 00:43:12,272
Mediaeval medicine might have
something to teach us. Come on.

610
00:43:15,832 --> 00:43:17,232
Dr Cole!

611
00:43:18,352 --> 00:43:22,512
I wonder if we might possibly have
a word with you - in your surgery?

612
00:43:24,072 --> 00:43:27,112
She's no business treating anyone
who's seriously ill.

613
00:43:27,112 --> 00:43:29,392
Surely that is Mr Clifford's choice.

614
00:43:30,392 --> 00:43:32,472
Then he deserves to die.

615
00:43:32,472 --> 00:43:34,752
Like the homosexual priests?

616
00:43:34,752 --> 00:43:37,752
Do you know what "Malpas" means?

617
00:43:37,752 --> 00:43:39,192
No. I don't.

618
00:43:39,192 --> 00:43:40,912
It's French,

619
00:43:40,912 --> 00:43:43,392
"mal" - "evil", "pas" - "step".

620
00:43:43,392 --> 00:43:45,112
"Evil step."

621
00:43:45,112 --> 00:43:48,032
Can I see your drug register, please?

622
00:43:49,112 --> 00:43:51,192
I don't know where it is.

623
00:43:51,192 --> 00:43:53,352
I'll give you some time to find it.

624
00:43:53,352 --> 00:43:56,632
I'd like to see it
by tomorrow morning, please.

625
00:43:56,632 --> 00:43:58,512
And, Dr Cole,

626
00:43:58,512 --> 00:44:01,712
please don't leave the village
without informing us.

627
00:44:12,032 --> 00:44:13,592
DOOR CLOSES

628
00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:54,752
HEARTBEAT INCREASES

629
00:45:14,672 --> 00:45:16,272
Dad! Look!

630
00:45:16,272 --> 00:45:19,312
Look at this!
How dare you come in here, Matthew.

631
00:45:19,312 --> 00:45:21,152
It's me! Look. I'm next...

632
00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:22,632
Those are mine.

633
00:45:25,312 --> 00:45:27,352
And they're a damned disgrace!

634
00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:29,632
Someone had the good sense
to send them to me.

635
00:45:29,632 --> 00:45:32,672
Jo's my girlfriend. We're lovers.

636
00:45:32,672 --> 00:45:36,872
Jo Clifford wouldn't hold your hand,
let alone sleep with you.

637
00:45:39,629 --> 00:45:40,949
Matthew!

638
00:45:45,749 --> 00:45:48,589
Meet me at the church
in five minutes. Be there.

639
00:45:49,669 --> 00:45:53,509
John! Where have you been all
evening? Barnaby seems to think...

640
00:46:08,469 --> 00:46:10,629
And I thought you were after
Miss Francis.

641
00:46:10,789 --> 00:46:12,869
Margaret!
Don't Margaret me.

642
00:46:12,869 --> 00:46:15,909
They're Matthew's. I found him
with them in his darkroom.

643
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:19,149
What exactly were you intending
to do with them at this hour?

644
00:46:19,149 --> 00:46:21,149
I'm going to burn the filth

645
00:46:21,149 --> 00:46:23,149
and then I'm going to pray.

646
00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:26,469
Shall I come with you?

647
00:46:26,469 --> 00:46:28,709
I'm the one
who's failed as a father.

648
00:46:29,709 --> 00:46:31,509
Pray for Matthew.

649
00:46:32,509 --> 00:46:34,509
He's not a happy soul.

650
00:46:35,989 --> 00:46:37,989
You're a good man, John.

651
00:46:43,469 --> 00:46:45,069
GATE CREAKS

652
00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,349
GHOSTLY WHISPERING

653
00:47:57,629 --> 00:47:57,629
SCREAMING

654
00:48:31,067 --> 00:48:33,552
He was on fire.
I tried to put it out.

655
00:48:33,552 --> 00:48:36,155
No!
You brought it back.

656
00:48:36,155 --> 00:48:38,181
400 years and you brought it back.

657
00:48:38,181 --> 00:48:41,299
Witch!
Look what you've done to the lad.

658
00:48:41,299 --> 00:48:44,315
Why?
Because she's a damned witch!

659
00:48:44,548 --> 00:48:45,993
Don't listen to them, Matthew.

660
00:48:45,993 --> 00:48:47,475
No!

661
00:48:54,236 --> 00:48:55,271
Lucy?

662
00:48:56,646 --> 00:49:01,329
This officer will stay with you.
We'll come round later
to take a statement.

663
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:06,522
Come on.

664
00:49:11,810 --> 00:49:14,955
George,what are his chances?

665
00:49:15,562 --> 00:49:18,142
If he lives, he'll have
Miss Francis to thank.

666
00:49:19,651 --> 00:49:25,758
George, if you wanted to create the impression
of spontaneous combustion,
are you able to do that?

667
00:49:26,038 --> 00:49:29,595
You mean, like a conjuring trick?
Exactly like that. Yeah.

668
00:49:30,121 --> 00:49:32,292
You might be able to do it
chemically.

669
00:49:32,292 --> 00:49:34,972
Could you set something up
in the lab to show me?

670
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:38,819
I'll try. Come round first thing.
Can you make it tonight?

671
00:49:41,363 --> 00:49:42,678
Thank you.

672
00:49:42,889 --> 00:49:45,933
Oh, by the way, the traces
of a narcotic on Deakin.

673
00:49:46,185 --> 00:49:48,608
It's organic. Valerian.

674
00:49:48,830 --> 00:49:51,193
Commonly used by homeopaths.

675
00:49:51,193 --> 00:49:53,793
Thank you, George.
Cheers.
See you later.

676
00:49:53,793 --> 00:49:59,266
If valerian is a herbal sedative -

677
00:49:59,863 --> 00:50:02,428
Kate Malpas's medicines
are found all over the village.

678
00:50:03,025 --> 00:50:09,263
Did Margaret Hopkins appear to you
to be unduly keen to get this church
reopened after Hale's death?

679
00:50:09,263 --> 00:50:12,399
Oh, she's a full-on
Bible-basher, sir.

680
00:50:12,399 --> 00:50:16,761
Yet her lover's burned a few yards
from her front door
and we see no sign of the lady.

681
00:50:23,921 --> 00:50:25,580
Looks like photographs.

682
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:28,763
Taken by Matthew Cole, perhaps,
and burnt by John Cole?

683
00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:31,467
Or by his attacker.
Yeah.

684
00:50:31,795 --> 00:50:35,204
Yeah. We'll have to take a look
at his darkroom, of course, and...

685
00:50:35,685 --> 00:50:38,548
and that.
I'll go and see Liz Francis.

686
00:50:38,548 --> 00:50:41,571
Again.
Don't let anyone see that doll.

687
00:50:41,571 --> 00:50:44,619
Whoever's doing this
is trying to cause a lot of upset.

688
00:51:22,045 --> 00:51:23,170
Sir.

689
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:25,741
OK. I'll take it from here.

690
00:51:25,970 --> 00:51:27,406
Thank you.

691
00:51:27,837 --> 00:51:32,137
I've er...given her a mild sedative.
She'll be able to answer questions.

692
00:51:32,365 --> 00:51:33,805
Thank you.

693
00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:51,452
Yes. It was Hopkins.
It was erm...

694
00:51:52,390 --> 00:51:56,143
It was like she'd caught him with
something, some kind of papers.

695
00:51:57,052 --> 00:51:59,942
She seemed angry at first,
then he calmed her down.

696
00:51:59,942 --> 00:52:03,297
What kind of papers?
I couldn't see from here.

697
00:52:03,297 --> 00:52:07,834
Then Hopkins went off somewhere and
Cole made a beeline for the church.

698
00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,834
So you followed him,
just like that?

699
00:52:09,834 --> 00:52:13,694
What if he had something
to do with Hale and Deakin?

700
00:52:16,704 --> 00:52:19,231
Erm... When I got there,
he was on fire.

701
00:52:25,732 --> 00:52:28,913
I used a fire extinguisher
and I called an ambulance.

702
00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:31,098
Did anybody see you?

703
00:52:32,587 --> 00:52:35,698
I could say, "As God is my witness",
but it's not my style.

704
00:52:41,110 --> 00:52:44,146
VILLAGERS CHANT:
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

705
00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:48,099
Stay here.
Witch! Witch! Witch!

706
00:52:55,408 --> 00:52:58,127
Matthew!
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

707
00:53:05,876 --> 00:53:07,863
Did you put him up to this?

708
00:53:07,863 --> 00:53:12,202
He's mad with grief. He needs help.
Can't you see that?

709
00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:15,260
No. You've all gone loopy
yourselves.

710
00:53:15,614 --> 00:53:17,363
When he shows up, you come to me.

711
00:53:17,583 --> 00:53:20,583
Fine. If you tell her
to go back where she came from.

712
00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:22,976
We wouldn't want her getting burnt,
would we?

713
00:53:22,976 --> 00:53:24,940
That'll do.

714
00:53:25,382 --> 00:53:27,349
Jed Fox, I'm arresting -
Wait! Wait!

715
00:53:27,578 --> 00:53:29,009
Just...

716
00:53:29,245 --> 00:53:31,430
Just let it go. Please.

717
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:43,407
I'll get Uniform
to put someone outside your door.
No, you won't. It's just a broken window.

718
00:53:51,993 --> 00:53:54,863
Sir,
I've just spoken to Liz Francis.

719
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,269
I think we should check Cole's desk.

720
00:54:06,349 --> 00:54:08,861
Cullen, Conver, Cochrane...

721
00:54:09,609 --> 00:54:13,505
But no Cole.
Why would Matthew not register
as a patient with his own father?

722
00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:18,109
Clifford,Josephine Pandora.

723
00:54:18,977 --> 00:54:20,777
Sir?
Yeah.

724
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:24,469
What do you reckon?
Part of a secret porn collection?

725
00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:26,496
Could be.

726
00:54:26,762 --> 00:54:30,183
Say Hopkins catches him with the
dirty pictures, she goes ballistic.

727
00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:33,435
I'm not in the habit
of going ballistic, Sergeant.

728
00:54:35,769 --> 00:54:39,426
Except with police officers who fail
to apply for a search warrant.

729
00:54:40,397 --> 00:54:45,282
Mrs Hopkins. Now you're here,
perhaps you can help.

730
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,687
Does this mean anything to you?

731
00:54:49,021 --> 00:54:50,560
Mrs Hopkins, we have a witness

732
00:54:50,857 --> 00:54:54,466
who saw you arguing with Dr Cole
just before he was attacked.

733
00:54:55,062 --> 00:54:59,129
Apparently there was some
altercation about some papers -

734
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:02,073
Nonsense.
Photographs perhaps.

735
00:55:02,932 --> 00:55:06,246
He's a Christian.
A Christian doctor.

736
00:55:06,983 --> 00:55:10,187
Do those words mean anything
to you?

737
00:55:11,848 --> 00:55:14,512
You'd rather put your faith
in herbs and spells.

738
00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:16,687
Just like all the other heathens!

739
00:55:16,687 --> 00:55:19,228
It's a sickness in the village.

740
00:55:19,228 --> 00:55:21,265
Just like it always was.

741
00:55:28,339 --> 00:55:30,838
♪ Firelight and sing refrain

742
00:55:31,532 --> 00:55:34,529
♪ Vanquish darkness with her name

743
00:55:35,362 --> 00:55:36,962
♪ Evil spirits...

744
00:55:38,269 --> 00:55:40,004
♪ Please...

745
00:55:40,615 --> 00:55:42,405
♪ Burning... ♪

746
00:57:10,905 --> 00:57:12,583
How did you do that?

747
00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:17,129
O-level chemistry. It's phosphorus.
It burns in the atmosphere
at room temperature.

748
00:57:17,662 --> 00:57:20,916
So find a solvent to make
a solution and hey presto,

749
00:57:21,513 --> 00:57:24,985
the solvent evaporates
and the phosphorus burns.

750
00:57:25,861 --> 00:57:28,454
Can you test for traces
in the victim?

751
00:57:28,454 --> 00:57:31,010
Cole's clothes are covered
in fire extinguisher.

752
00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:33,432
I might get something from Hale.

753
00:57:34,906 --> 00:57:39,756
George, if this
is only O-level chemistry,
then anyone can do it, can't they?

754
00:57:40,354 --> 00:57:43,912
And they could get the chemicals
from any school laboratory.

755
00:57:43,912 --> 00:57:48,806
I pity the youth of today.
Health and safety wouldn't let them
near it in a million years.

756
00:57:58,996 --> 00:58:01,964
Miss?
Oh, Lucy. Hi.

757
00:58:02,468 --> 00:58:04,677
I don't think you're a witch.

758
00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:08,947
Thank you.

759
00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,697
She wanted you to know.

760
00:58:14,517 --> 00:58:16,270
Come on.

761
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:48,563
Hello, Matthew.

762
00:58:49,533 --> 00:58:51,584
Remember that brick?

763
00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,383
Matthew?

764
00:58:56,819 --> 00:58:58,563
Can you hear me?

765
00:59:00,309 --> 00:59:01,784
Stone.

766
00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:04,227
And cold.

767
00:59:04,456 --> 00:59:06,375
What's that?

768
00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:08,463
The altar.

769
00:59:09,776 --> 00:59:11,186
Evil.

770
00:59:13,654 --> 00:59:15,154
Pictures.

771
00:59:15,466 --> 00:59:18,346
What pictures, Matthew?
Were they your pictures?

772
00:59:20,785 --> 00:59:21,900
Matthew...

773
00:59:23,290 --> 00:59:27,296
Matthew, did you know Jo Clifford
was one of your father's patients?

774
00:59:57,994 --> 01:00:02,236
She's 19. You think she should tell me
every time she goes out?

775
01:00:02,450 --> 01:00:05,674
Look, Dr Cole will probably die
in the next few hours.

776
01:00:05,674 --> 01:00:10,443
His son seems to be having
some kind of a breakdown
and I need to talk to your daughter.

777
01:00:10,443 --> 01:00:12,375
Alan, if Jo knows anything -

778
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:15,121
Don't go on at him.
Agnes.

779
01:00:16,922 --> 01:00:20,694
Inspector, can I have a word
with you for a moment, please?

780
01:00:24,825 --> 01:00:26,901
A witch's altar.

781
01:00:27,555 --> 01:00:30,196
He came to my surgery last night
deeply disturbed.

782
01:00:30,196 --> 01:00:33,646
I tried to give him a sedative,
which he rejected violently.

783
01:00:33,646 --> 01:00:36,881
I asked him to show me the place.
Did he say where it was?

784
01:00:37,819 --> 01:00:41,290
I know he used to take photographs
down at Fine Shade Woods.

785
01:00:41,577 --> 01:00:46,169
Miss Malpas,
why would Matthew come to you
if he was feeling upset?

786
01:00:46,662 --> 01:00:49,193
He's been my patient
for the past few years.

787
01:00:49,193 --> 01:00:51,646
Not that his father would know that.

788
01:00:51,646 --> 01:00:54,632
Matthew worshipped his mother.
She died last year.

789
01:00:54,632 --> 01:00:58,711
Matthew thinks Hopkins persuaded
Cole to help her on her way.

790
01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:51,820
"Records Past Present Sins."

791
01:01:52,178 --> 01:01:54,249
Someone shoved it under the door.

792
01:01:55,117 --> 01:01:56,873
Oh, and...take a look at this.

793
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,829
These have just come in
from the lab.

794
01:02:14,454 --> 01:02:15,607
So...

795
01:02:17,613 --> 01:02:22,647
Matthew Cole took 'em
and his dad Dr Cole got hold of them.

796
01:02:22,899 --> 01:02:25,232
And if Hopkins caught Cole
with them then -

797
01:02:25,232 --> 01:02:29,937
She maybe attempted to send them the
way of their sexually deviant clergy.

798
01:02:35,144 --> 01:02:39,997
We saw it with our own eyes. A
priest and his curate burnt alive.

799
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:44,392
Do these things just happen?
Are they natural?

800
01:02:44,392 --> 01:02:46,054
No. No way.

801
01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:50,444
Who is it who has made known
her hatred of all things holy?

802
01:02:50,444 --> 01:02:55,704
Who is it who has undermined the medical care
of our good doctor
by peddling her potions?

803
01:02:55,704 --> 01:02:58,909
Who is it who has poisoned
poor Matthew's mind?

804
01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:02,135
First she turns her witch's brew
against our church,

805
01:03:02,135 --> 01:03:05,229
then our doctor and now his son.

806
01:03:05,482 --> 01:03:07,313
The only question is:

807
01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:09,159
who's next?

808
01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:11,422
Well, come on, then.
What are we waiting for?

809
01:03:11,662 --> 01:03:13,255
That's enough!

810
01:03:13,255 --> 01:03:15,712
You're too late, Barnaby.
You've had your chance.

811
01:03:16,821 --> 01:03:20,152
Making an arrest, Barnaby?
Not before time.

812
01:03:20,409 --> 01:03:22,964
For crying out loud,
you're a justice of the peace.

813
01:03:22,964 --> 01:03:25,628
How many more have to die
for his incompetence?

814
01:03:25,628 --> 01:03:28,690
Margaret Hopkins, I'm arresting you
for incitement to civil disorder.

815
01:03:28,690 --> 01:03:30,062
You do not have to say anything -

816
01:03:30,062 --> 01:03:32,296
Lay off, Barnaby!

817
01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:35,725
We will get to the bottom of this.
And I promise you this...

818
01:03:36,232 --> 01:03:40,488
when we do make an arrest,
it won't be any kind of witch.

819
01:03:49,547 --> 01:03:50,545
Come on.

820
01:04:00,133 --> 01:04:01,883
Phoo! Talk about a death cult.

821
01:04:30,883 --> 01:04:32,179
Brilliant.

822
01:04:32,179 --> 01:04:34,799
I just... This bulb...

823
01:04:46,135 --> 01:04:48,626
I've got the one we need.

824
01:04:48,626 --> 01:04:51,374
I don't suppose
you've got a plaster, do you?

825
01:04:54,801 --> 01:04:56,818
Did you send this?

826
01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:04,513
We've reprinted
some of Matthew's negatives.

827
01:05:05,403 --> 01:05:08,364
Perhaps this will jog your memory,
Mrs Hopkins.

828
01:05:09,529 --> 01:05:11,494
There.?

829
01:05:11,711 --> 01:05:15,602
Now, it seems that Dr Cole kept
these hidden in his surgery.

830
01:05:15,602 --> 01:05:17,546
That's hardly appropriate, is it?

831
01:05:17,546 --> 01:05:19,484
Given that Miss Clifford
was one of his patients

832
01:05:19,484 --> 01:05:23,181
and will inherit her father's empire.
How dare you.

833
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:30,297
They were sent to him as a warning
against the evil influence the pornographer
was having on his poor son.

834
01:05:30,935 --> 01:05:32,815
Sir? Call from the hospital.

835
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:34,941
Tell them I'll get back to them.

836
01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:38,884
They found something
on Matthew Cole.
It sounded urgent.

837
01:05:40,555 --> 01:05:42,982
Interview terminated at 20:50 hours.

838
01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:50,440
"Confessing the cat to be
her kindred, familiar spirit,

839
01:05:51,139 --> 01:05:56,192
she" - ow - "submitted her person to
be weighed against the Holy Bible,

840
01:05:56,868 --> 01:06:03,298
and being found lighter
was convicted of witchcraft
and taken to a place of execution."

841
01:06:05,577 --> 01:06:08,396
"Weighed against the Holy Bible."
What does that mean?

842
01:06:08,949 --> 01:06:12,188
I guess fat was a feminist issue
back in 1660.

843
01:06:13,807 --> 01:06:16,151
Oh, come on. It's not your fault.

844
01:06:17,301 --> 01:06:19,398
I should never have come here.

845
01:06:19,398 --> 01:06:23,286
400 years and I've stirred the whole
thing up again. Nothing's changed.

846
01:06:26,771 --> 01:06:28,173
No.

847
01:06:50,919 --> 01:06:53,738
What can you tell me
about this photograph, Matthew?

848
01:06:54,453 --> 01:06:56,639
We found it on you.

849
01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,743
Matthew, can you hear me?

850
01:07:01,621 --> 01:07:04,700
Who took this photograph, Matthew?

851
01:07:07,109 --> 01:07:11,008
Someone is trying to scare you, Matthew.
It's nothing to do with a witch.

852
01:07:17,795 --> 01:07:19,159
Yeah, all right.

853
01:07:30,872 --> 01:07:33,172
"This is DS Scott.
Please leave a message."

854
01:07:35,290 --> 01:07:36,071
Scott...

855
01:07:37,522 --> 01:07:41,547
call me as soon as you get this,
please. I need you to help me.

856
01:07:42,483 --> 01:07:45,146
And what happened
to leaving your mobile on?

857
01:07:56,307 --> 01:08:01,045
Lord, now lettest thou thy servant
depart in peace,

858
01:08:02,482 --> 01:08:05,788
according to thy word,
for mine eyes have seen
thy salvation.

859
01:08:26,764 --> 01:08:28,681
Not saying goodbye?

860
01:08:31,753 --> 01:08:33,606
I didn't want to wake you up.

861
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:46,712
Can I call round later?

862
01:08:52,861 --> 01:08:54,534
See you later, then.

863
01:09:26,761 --> 01:09:29,259
Morning, sir!
What happened to you?

864
01:09:30,578 --> 01:09:33,581
I had to interview Margaret Hopkins
single-handed last night.

865
01:09:33,581 --> 01:09:35,584
You've arrested Hopkins?
Yes, I did.

866
01:09:35,584 --> 01:09:39,228
For her own good. The evidence
against her was circumstantial.

867
01:09:39,682 --> 01:09:42,796
I had to let her go.
Well, what about the pictures?

868
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:46,365
She's seen the light at last
about Dr Cole.

869
01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:49,615
It seems there was more than one
photographer. Take a look.

870
01:09:51,746 --> 01:09:53,444
Who took this?

871
01:09:53,665 --> 01:09:58,283
The person who builds altars in the woods.
I thought I asked you
to keep your mobile on.

872
01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:27,064
Dan?

873
01:10:39,334 --> 01:10:43,785
'Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who
it is. I can't believe we missed it.

874
01:10:43,785 --> 01:10:45,682
Meet me at the church, yeah?'

875
01:10:46,390 --> 01:10:47,728
Sir?

876
01:11:05,106 --> 01:11:06,044
Liz?

877
01:11:09,716 --> 01:11:10,684
Liz!

878
01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:16,786
Liz!

879
01:11:24,688 --> 01:11:26,270
Liz!

880
01:11:28,948 --> 01:11:29,973
Scott!

881
01:11:43,523 --> 01:11:44,849
Liz!

882
01:12:19,362 --> 01:12:23,395
And apart from there being no straw
doll, everything else was the same?

883
01:12:23,395 --> 01:12:28,183
It looks that way. I'm analysing
the residues on Hale's clothing.

884
01:12:28,581 --> 01:12:30,669
And?
Still checking on the phosphorus.

885
01:12:30,669 --> 01:12:33,972
There's definitely some kind
of industrial solvent present.

886
01:12:33,972 --> 01:12:35,504
Pin it down, George.

887
01:12:35,504 --> 01:12:38,793
Get the names
of all the suppliers.
Job for Sergeant Scott, isn't it?

888
01:12:38,793 --> 01:12:42,688
No, it's not this time. I'd like you
to do me the favour, please.

889
01:12:42,891 --> 01:12:46,793
You can call me on my mobile.
I've got a drinks party to go to.

890
01:12:53,248 --> 01:13:00,353
"Dan, it's Liz. Listen, I know who
it is. I can't believe we missed it.

891
01:13:01,403 --> 01:13:03,184
Meet me at the church, yeah?"

892
01:13:07,628 --> 01:13:10,929
Hello.
Were you looking for Miss Francis?

893
01:13:12,130 --> 01:13:15,300
Yeah. Yeah, I think I was.

894
01:13:25,135 --> 01:13:27,666
"I can't believe we missed it."

895
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:52,613
"Executed this day, most falsely
protesting her innocence."

896
01:14:09,209 --> 01:14:10,637
Er...ladies and gentlemen,

897
01:14:10,977 --> 01:14:12,559
welcome.

898
01:14:12,806 --> 01:14:14,155
As you might have heard,

899
01:14:14,155 --> 01:14:19,082
my next appearance in the press is
likely to be in the obituary column,

900
01:14:20,036 --> 01:14:23,150
which is why I thought it only fair
to introduce you

901
01:14:23,352 --> 01:14:25,978
to our project for the manor

902
01:14:26,227 --> 01:14:29,691
before it goes to the planning
department later on today.

903
01:14:30,380 --> 01:14:35,044
And so, ladies and gentlemen, I
give you the Alan Clifford Hospice.

904
01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:50,595
A fully equipped oasis,
where rationally minded people
will be able to end their days

905
01:14:50,864 --> 01:14:53,732
on this glorious planet.

906
01:14:54,024 --> 01:14:57,153
Or should I say...God's Earth?

907
01:14:57,937 --> 01:15:00,833
As it says in the good book
somewhere -

908
01:15:01,123 --> 01:15:04,215
Mrs Hopkins will know it chapter
and verse -

909
01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:08,763
"In my end is my beginning."

910
01:15:10,606 --> 01:15:16,303
And so, good people, I give you
the future of Midsomer Parva.

911
01:15:18,892 --> 01:15:23,754
In this way, I hope to ensure
I shan't be leaving you completely.

912
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:28,406
When I've gone, my trusted nurse
Agnes Waterhouse,

913
01:15:28,656 --> 01:15:33,476
and my brilliant if unconventional
medical advisor Kate Malpas,

914
01:15:33,822 --> 01:15:37,447
will run the centre
for the benefit of you all.

915
01:15:46,352 --> 01:15:48,409
It's very impressive, Mr Clifford.

916
01:15:48,644 --> 01:15:50,856
Shame your daughter wasn't here
to witness it.

917
01:15:50,856 --> 01:15:54,718
I haven't seen her, but if I do,
Inspector, you're the first to know.

918
01:16:07,970 --> 01:16:09,416
Mrs Hopkins.

919
01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:14,061
Look.

920
01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:19,584
There goes your witch, Barnaby.

921
01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:35,417
Let me go.

922
01:16:43,421 --> 01:16:47,687
Miss Clifford, I believe
that you took this photograph.

923
01:16:47,999 --> 01:16:52,195
I believe that you seduced Matthew
after posing for him in the woods.

924
01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:57,962
Now, Matthew started a second roll of film
halfway through
your little photo shoot.

925
01:16:58,540 --> 01:17:00,951
You took the first one from him
when he was asleep.

926
01:17:01,388 --> 01:17:04,388
You left him the second,
but with one extra shot on it.

927
01:17:04,388 --> 01:17:06,850
This one...which you took.

928
01:17:08,288 --> 01:17:09,693
Why?

929
01:17:20,276 --> 01:17:22,265
I wanted to wind up Cole.

930
01:17:22,862 --> 01:17:27,958
He comes on like
he's this really sympathetic GP,
and I thought he was all right.

931
01:17:30,335 --> 01:17:32,811
Then he starts
wanting to examine me.

932
01:17:32,811 --> 01:17:35,090
Well, did you complain?

933
01:17:37,869 --> 01:17:41,530
I told him I was thinking
about joining his church.

934
01:17:42,596 --> 01:17:44,450
He loved that.

935
01:17:44,981 --> 01:17:47,245
He said we should go on holiday
together.

936
01:17:48,361 --> 01:17:50,736
And was Matthew
going to get a postcard?

937
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,668
Matthew was part of the plan.

938
01:17:55,543 --> 01:18:00,255
Daddy thinks he's pulled a teenager,
but, oops, Matthew got there first.

939
01:18:01,567 --> 01:18:04,977
His dad treats him like dirt.
Oh, and you don't.

940
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:09,753
We had a laugh.
Think this is a laugh, do you?

941
01:18:11,393 --> 01:18:13,956
Look, I'm sorry, OK?
Yes, all right.

942
01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:18,166
So you heard about the pig's head
up in the church,

943
01:18:18,701 --> 01:18:21,960
and what? You decided to spice things
up with Matthew, did you?

944
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:25,095
I wanted to see how they liked
having a real witch.

945
01:18:25,095 --> 01:18:28,318
I got a pig's head from the kitchen
and made an altar in the woods.

946
01:18:29,494 --> 01:18:31,846
I tried to get rid of it
after Cole got burnt.

947
01:18:31,846 --> 01:18:34,767
In fit of conscience?
Yes!

948
01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:38,864
I gave Matthew
some of Kate Malpas's herbal stuff.

949
01:18:38,864 --> 01:18:43,212
Yes, I took the picture and sent
the sexy ones to his dirty old man.

950
01:18:43,507 --> 01:18:47,156
But that's it, OK?
I didn't try and kill his dad.

951
01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:49,907
I didn't even get his message
until this morning.

952
01:18:49,907 --> 01:18:51,834
What message?

953
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,729
I think he'd realised it was Matthew
who'd taken the pictures of me.

954
01:18:56,175 --> 01:18:59,794
He wanted to meet in the church,
but I'd left my in Dad's room.

955
01:19:07,883 --> 01:19:09,315
Matthew?

956
01:19:15,492 --> 01:19:17,614
Oh, God! What have I done?

957
01:19:17,866 --> 01:19:19,807
Talk to him, Jo.

958
01:19:20,197 --> 01:19:22,963
If he seems not to hear, talk to him.

959
01:19:24,358 --> 01:19:25,555
Excuse me.

960
01:19:34,309 --> 01:19:35,418
Barnaby.

961
01:19:41,034 --> 01:19:42,956
You've done what?

962
01:19:54,554 --> 01:19:56,515
Not before time, Barnaby, eh?

963
01:19:56,515 --> 01:19:59,935
We're still doing your work for you.
Sort it out, mate.

964
01:20:00,526 --> 01:20:03,532
I kept thinking of what Liz had said
in that last message.

965
01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:06,972
She was reading the parish records.
I went to see what she'd found.

966
01:20:08,821 --> 01:20:11,762
"Executed this day, most falsely
protesting her innocence,

967
01:20:11,762 --> 01:20:14,232
Katherine Malpas."

968
01:20:14,232 --> 01:20:17,666
"Records past, present, since."
Sir, it's got to be her.

969
01:20:23,682 --> 01:20:25,156
Miss Malpas.

970
01:20:28,752 --> 01:20:30,784
Why didn't you mention this before?

971
01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:35,475
Advertise that you were related
to a witch over the past few days,

972
01:20:35,475 --> 01:20:37,918
if you lived here?
I wouldn't want to live here at all.

973
01:20:37,918 --> 01:20:41,785
Unless I wanted to make sure Alan
Clifford's new hospice went ahead.

974
01:20:41,785 --> 01:20:44,041
That is worth fighting for.

975
01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:46,995
Is it worth burning people
alive for?

976
01:20:49,316 --> 01:20:53,628
Katherine Malpas was murdered
three centuries ago by bigots

977
01:20:53,628 --> 01:20:57,326
because they didn't understand her.
She cured their pigs.

978
01:20:57,611 --> 01:21:00,564
Now, you seriously suppose
she'd approve

979
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,856
of me burning people alive
because I don't share their beliefs?

980
01:21:06,369 --> 01:21:08,585
Would you excuse us for a moment?

981
01:21:12,055 --> 01:21:13,976
Do you think she's lying?
I think -

982
01:21:13,976 --> 01:21:18,607
Our killer is still at large. Why
don't you start to use your head?

983
01:21:29,844 --> 01:21:33,380
I seem to have got the crackling
right. It's nice and crispy.

984
01:21:33,877 --> 01:21:35,753
You do that.

985
01:21:37,383 --> 01:21:41,578
So, how's the witch hunt?
The witch hunt is not concluded.

986
01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:46,332
Witch hunts never are. You burn one,
you have to find another.

987
01:21:46,957 --> 01:21:49,508
That's horrible, Cully.
It's true.

988
01:21:49,770 --> 01:21:53,187
Everyone needs to have something
they can feel good about hating.

989
01:21:53,187 --> 01:21:54,991
Plus everyone loves a bonfire.

990
01:21:54,991 --> 01:21:57,906
How's Daniel getting on with it all?
Oh...Daniel.

991
01:21:57,906 --> 01:22:01,394
Suddenly, ever since Liz Francis
died, he's gone to pieces.

992
01:22:01,607 --> 01:22:05,294
He's a human being.
Yes. He's also a CID officer.

993
01:22:05,672 --> 01:22:09,398
I mean, you cannot mix romance
and policing, can you?

994
01:22:09,871 --> 01:22:12,118
And you're not a romantic?

995
01:22:12,118 --> 01:22:14,368
What was that song you used to sing?

996
01:22:14,796 --> 01:22:16,968
Erm...

997
01:22:17,220 --> 01:22:19,210
♪ That sly, come-hither stare

998
01:22:19,210 --> 01:22:21,415
♪ That strips my conscience bare?

999
01:22:21,415 --> 01:22:23,631
♪ It's witchcraft... ♪

1000
01:22:24,006 --> 01:22:28,199
Do you remember, Tom? You gave me
that LP as a going-away present.

1001
01:22:29,438 --> 01:22:32,611
A going-away present.
Oldest spell in the book, Dad.

1002
01:22:35,018 --> 01:22:37,607
Think of it as a going-away present.

1003
01:22:38,198 --> 01:22:41,839
When we got to the crypt,
Alan Clifford's PA was there

1004
01:22:41,839 --> 01:22:45,787
to see if there was anything
about the church selling the chapel.

1005
01:22:47,201 --> 01:22:48,757
I'm sorry.

1006
01:22:50,281 --> 01:22:52,328
Oh, Tom!

1007
01:23:06,205 --> 01:23:07,643
No Kate?

1008
01:23:08,266 --> 01:23:10,928
She's been helping the police
with their enquiries.

1009
01:23:12,193 --> 01:23:14,396
Whatever it was, they let her go.

1010
01:23:14,914 --> 01:23:17,032
She's on her way home.

1011
01:23:18,310 --> 01:23:19,824
Right.

1012
01:23:21,584 --> 01:23:23,893
I'll tell everyone
you'll be down in a minute.

1013
01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:26,306
No sign of Jo.

1014
01:24:25,188 --> 01:24:28,163
'Parva Manor.
Agnes Waterhouse speaking.'

1015
01:24:30,024 --> 01:24:31,335
'Hello?'

1016
01:24:50,542 --> 01:24:54,980
Scott, get yourself to the manor
house and bring Kate Malpas with you.

1017
01:24:55,266 --> 01:24:56,952
We may need her.

1018
01:25:00,261 --> 01:25:03,242
I'm sorry
about what happened to your Dad.

1019
01:25:05,184 --> 01:25:06,965
Matthew.

1020
01:25:12,266 --> 01:25:13,442
Dad?

1021
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:15,200
Jo?

1022
01:25:15,576 --> 01:25:16,793
It's me.

1023
01:25:17,827 --> 01:25:21,069
I'd... I'd really like you
to be here tonight.

1024
01:25:27,603 --> 01:25:28,867
Jo.

1025
01:25:29,746 --> 01:25:34,690
You should speak to him -
go to him, talk to him,

1026
01:25:35,002 --> 01:25:36,612
while you still can.

1027
01:25:43,469 --> 01:25:46,202
I'm sure Kate was right
about what they said.

1028
01:25:46,202 --> 01:25:48,758
I don't want to be half asleep
at the party.

1029
01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:52,417
I wouldn't worry about Kate.

1030
01:26:20,853 --> 01:26:22,077
Agnes?

1031
01:26:22,630 --> 01:26:24,020
What are you...

1032
01:26:26,227 --> 01:26:28,245
Kate?
Sshh!

1033
01:26:32,621 --> 01:26:35,638
Let Kate take care of things
after we've gone.

1034
01:26:38,628 --> 01:26:41,796
Oh...for pity's sake. What...

1035
01:26:44,010 --> 01:26:45,941
I love you, Alan.

1036
01:26:46,316 --> 01:26:48,923
We may not have had
the perfect life together,

1037
01:26:49,317 --> 01:26:51,495
but we'll have the perfect death.

1038
01:26:51,495 --> 01:26:52,991
KNOCK ON DOOR
Mr Clifford!

1039
01:26:53,210 --> 01:26:54,523
Mr Clifford!

1040
01:26:59,902 --> 01:27:01,805
No! No! No!

1041
01:27:06,449 --> 01:27:08,903
No! Get off him, you bitch!

1042
01:27:08,903 --> 01:27:15,508
Agnes Waterhouse, I arrest you
for the murders of Alex Deakin,
Jim Hale and Elizabeth Francis.

1043
01:27:15,739 --> 01:27:17,960
How many of these has he taken?
How many?

1044
01:27:18,179 --> 01:27:19,775
Enough!

1045
01:27:20,143 --> 01:27:23,826
Take these, Alan.
Please, it's an antidote.

1046
01:27:24,061 --> 01:27:26,846
They're poison!
What is happening?

1047
01:27:28,026 --> 01:27:30,668
She's trying to frame
Miss Malpas here.

1048
01:27:30,668 --> 01:27:33,030
Everything was going
so well between us.

1049
01:27:33,249 --> 01:27:37,628
Then suddenly Kate this...
Kate that...Kate the other!

1050
01:27:38,014 --> 01:27:41,918
You were the one person to stand
between her and her final ambition.

1051
01:27:42,227 --> 01:27:45,172
To die the perfect death
with the man she loved.

1052
01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:46,712
Dad?
SIRENS

1053
01:27:47,266 --> 01:27:49,626
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1054
01:27:59,333 --> 01:28:03,688
The only trouble was we hadn't heard
about the first Katherine Malpas.

1055
01:28:04,557 --> 01:28:07,783
So you had to send us a clue,
didn't you?

1056
01:28:09,585 --> 01:28:12,412
Records past...
present and since.

1057
01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:16,890
You'd been looking
through the parish records
and you found the perfect scenario.

1058
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:21,253
Your rival was related to a witch.

1059
01:28:22,114 --> 01:28:26,086
When Liz Francis decided to revive
the straw woman ceremony,

1060
01:28:26,395 --> 01:28:30,684
she unwittingly presented you
with an ideal opportunity.

1061
01:28:32,648 --> 01:28:34,599
I don't know
what you're talking about.

1062
01:28:34,599 --> 01:28:36,289
Don't you?

1063
01:28:37,350 --> 01:28:41,180
I wondered, did you ever
take O-level chemistry?

1064
01:28:48,768 --> 01:28:50,638
Methylbenzene.

1065
01:28:51,675 --> 01:28:54,965
Toluene, to give it
its industrial name.

1066
01:28:54,965 --> 01:28:57,671
It's a solvent, as I think you know.

1067
01:28:57,908 --> 01:29:01,383
Perfect for dissolving volatile
chemicals like phosphorus.

1068
01:29:01,661 --> 01:29:04,057
I found that
behind your drugs fridge.

1069
01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:05,184
And...

1070
01:29:07,794 --> 01:29:09,501
..there were these.

1071
01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:27,467
Miss Waterhouse?

1072
01:29:29,383 --> 01:29:33,255
My last patient
was a school lab technician.

1073
01:29:34,985 --> 01:29:36,542
Lovely man.

1074
01:29:37,389 --> 01:29:39,394
He had leukaemia.

1075
01:29:40,259 --> 01:29:42,971
He showed me the experiment
they used to do with phosphorus.

1076
01:29:45,176 --> 01:29:47,015
It was his favourite trick.

1077
01:30:18,775 --> 01:30:19,926
So...

1078
01:30:20,751 --> 01:30:28,142
after Alex Deakin had made his
protest to Mr Clifford on the morning
of the straw woman's ceremony, what did he do?

1079
01:30:28,142 --> 01:30:31,413
He invited you into the vicarage
for a coffee?

1080
01:30:34,310 --> 01:30:37,702
'I told him I could influence Alan
to reconsecrate the chapel.

1081
01:30:37,926 --> 01:30:41,325
Poor man. He was so desperate,
he actually believed me.'

1082
01:30:41,601 --> 01:30:44,699
He was sick. Mentally unstable.

1083
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:48,878
Religious belief is a manifestation
of mental illness in my book.

1084
01:30:50,043 --> 01:30:53,040
'So I medicated him.
I gave him a sedative.

1085
01:30:53,572 --> 01:30:55,465
I put it in his coffee.'

1086
01:30:59,738 --> 01:31:03,691
'I chose the moment when I knew Liz
Francis was busy with the children.

1087
01:31:04,118 --> 01:31:07,495
I knew her stupid straw woman
was in the shed.'

1088
01:31:17,884 --> 01:31:24,452
After the death of his beloved Alex,
I knew that Hale would go to the church
that night to pray.

1089
01:31:26,782 --> 01:31:28,804
I'd taken Alan's key.

1090
01:31:30,467 --> 01:31:32,821
I put the pig's head on the altar...

1091
01:31:33,854 --> 01:31:36,263
poured toluene onto his robes.

1092
01:31:46,454 --> 01:31:48,344
It was quite impressive.

1093
01:31:54,982 --> 01:31:56,633
The others were easy.

1094
01:31:56,851 --> 01:31:59,764
Cole left a message on Jo's mobile.

1095
01:32:00,471 --> 01:32:04,646
I picked it up
and went to meet him at the church.

1096
01:32:06,398 --> 01:32:08,138
Why Liz?

1097
01:32:09,326 --> 01:32:11,780
She'd read the parish records.

1098
01:32:11,998 --> 01:32:15,492
She knew I'd read them,
and she worked out what I'd done.

1099
01:32:16,772 --> 01:32:21,875
After she'd arranged to meet me
at the church, I found her there alone.

1100
01:32:23,256 --> 01:32:25,767
So you...burned her alive.

1101
01:32:30,041 --> 01:32:31,534
I had to.

1102
01:33:12,118 --> 01:33:13,472
Kate?

1103
01:33:16,227 --> 01:33:17,493
Kate.

1104
01:33:20,555 --> 01:33:24,063
For what's it's worth...
I hope you'll stay.

1105
01:33:24,611 --> 01:33:26,251
Thank you.

1106
01:33:27,192 --> 01:33:29,756
Do you know why that pub's
called The Oak?

1107
01:33:31,611 --> 01:33:33,046
No.

1108
01:33:33,636 --> 01:33:36,694
There used to be an old tree
on that spot.

1109
01:33:37,926 --> 01:33:42,341
The first Katherine Malpas
was hanged there.

1110
01:33:42,545 --> 01:33:44,204
Hanged?

1111
01:33:44,527 --> 01:33:47,334
There were no witches burnt
in this village.

1112
01:33:47,535 --> 01:33:49,771
Only straw women.

1113
01:33:50,256 --> 01:33:53,666
Still, everyone loves
a good bonfire, eh?

1114
01:34:32,924 --> 01:34:34,674
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